Attack of the Road Rage


Those of you who know me, and you know who you are.... know I am a little wild when it comes to my driving. I tend to speed, try to do two things at once (i.e. finding a CD, talking on the phone, eating, etc.), and sing and dance. Well, I also have road rage. I've never gotten into a fight, or gone completely insane on someone, but I do cuss out load and yell inside my car at stupid people (only in my mind are they stupid) who don't go fast enough, cut me off, or do ignorant things that involves getting into my way. Well, it is not good when two people with road rage get together on the street. It usually ends up in a quarrel or something worse.

This weekend, I almost got attacked. I was out at 2:30 am (don't ask why) and I was in a hurry (like always). I was driving down the street on a one lane road where the speed limit is 45 mph. Then I caught up to a guy in white pickup doing 25 - 30. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! CAN'T YOU READ! THE SIGN SAYS 45 A**HOLE. GET OUTTA THE WAY. So, I was kind of close to him. Then he break checks me. I slammed on my breaks as well, but I did not hit him cause I wasn't close. YOU SON A B*TCH. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE THAT MUCH OF A F**KER THAT YOU WOULD STOOP TO SUCH A LOW THING LIKE BREAK CHECKING! I DON'T EVEN BREAK CHECK! So because I have anger problems, I continued to ride his a**. We came to a section of the road where I had a chance to pass him. I tried to go around him, and then he went faster so I couldn't get around him. Wait a minute! FIRST YOU DRIVE SLOWER THAN MY 96 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDMOTHER, THEN YOU GO FASTER ONLY TO BE A D*CK SO I CAN'T GET AROUND YOU! YOU LOW LIFE, C*CKS*CKIN', M*TH*RF*CKIN SON OF A B*TCH! WHY NOT LET ME AROUND YOU? THEN I WOULD BE OUT OF YOUR WAY SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO BE A F*CKER TO THE REST OF THE DRIVING POPULATION! BY NOOOOOOOOOOOO.... YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE TO F*CK WITH ME! Then he curves to the side of the road and stops his car in front of me. He gets out and starts screaming at me.... "WHAT THE F*CK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU. YOU CRAZY B*TCH! YOU STUPID..." I didn't hear the rest of what he said. I swerved into the opposing traffic (don't worry no one was there) and went around him finally. I almost hit his stupid a** too. Do you really think that I am dump enough to sit there in my car and let you come up to me and assault me. You're an idiot. I do know how to go around a car and leave you screaming on the side of the road looking like a lunatic while I win by finally getting around you and go on my merry way. (Doing 45 - 50 mph by the way). So see, I got what I wanted, even though it was a bad situation.

Like I said, two people with road rage..... not a good combo. Plus I think he might of been drunk. 2:30 am - driving 25 - 30 mph.... probably trying to avoid being pulled over and getting arrested. Who knows! I know you probably think I'm psycho, but that's the way I am when I'm in my car... gotta be honest.